The Fox and the Hound 2 (2006)
Unnecessary cheapquels are associated with something called lack of education.
Brief Backstory
For no apparent reason other than to satisfy the money fetish, Disney decided to pull another cheapquel out of their asses. Y’know, because that worked so well prior in the past so many times.
Story
Copper joins a band in Nashville, straining his relationship with Tod.
Random Facts
Like Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, takes place during the middle of the first movie, presumably right before Copper went to get trained in the arts of hunting.
The majority of the cast from the original isn’t in this. Not even Big Mama appears. Instead say hello to painfully average characters and a guy voiced by Sgt. Dauterive.
The screenwriter for this also screen-wrote Shrek and episodes of Tiny Toon Adventures. No seriously go look it up. Then again he also worked on a shitty Disney Channel shitcom named Jonas.
Random Opinions
Shouldn’t this be called Fox and the Hound 1 1/2? It doesn’t take place after the first movie.
Why do the facial expressions look weird in some spots?
Pros
- Stephen Root’s (voice of Bill Dauterive in King of the Hill) in this but it’s not like it saves anything.
Cons
- Bad song numbers; must’ve been written by the jackasses who write drug commercials (i.e. Ozempic and that one with that fat bitch singing about how she’s lowering her A1C. Perhaps I should write up a page on my thoughts toward these horrifically annoying commercials, but that’s for another day.).
- The humor is awful. Bad breath from eating socks? Who wrote this? Crack addicts?
- The vehicles are CGI which is quite lazy because in the original Amos and Widow’s vehicles were fully animated.
- Normally I don’t mind the animation, but the facial expressions look really off.
Rating: 1.5/10 – Rancid
Wow. This was painful. I think I need to watch the goodbye may seem forever sequence 100 times while getting drunk.
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