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Frosty Returns

Frosty Returns (1992)

Want some environmentalism with your Christmas spirit?

Brief Backstory

It’s a myth that each one of the cartoons from the 80s and 90s were immediate first class material. The 80s and 90s had their share of horrible cartoons with the likes of the Zelda cartoon and that god awful pilot for Bubsy. But of course those are just two cartoons.

Additionally during the early 1990s, the second coming of Woodstock unleashed a bombardment of preachy bullshit with the likes of Captain N: The Game Master, Jetsons: The Movie, Captain Planet, and Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue.

This preachiness also affected one Christmas cartoon known as Frosty Returns, heavily disliked for bad animation and getting all Earth Day with viewers. 30+ years later, this critically panned cartoon has gotten more animosity with age.

Does being 90+ years old make you arrogant?
Let there be snow.

Story

During a practice for a magic act, Holly runs into Frosty when trying to reclaim her hat and they get along well.

Unfortunately though, Frosty’s not exactly welcome to Beansboro when Mr. Twitchell and the snow hating terrorists spray the town with a snow removal spray named Summer Wheeze. In light of this, Mr. Twitchell hopes to be crowned at Beansboro’s annual winter carnival.

Durr, I’m da narrator – say no to drugs, kids!!
Magic act or execution?

Random Facts

Marcie’s incest son.

The art style looks similar to Garfield and Friends or the old Peanuts cartoons.

Heavily advertised by Family Home Entertainment in the 1990s.

Often paired with Frosty the Snowman (1969).

This is a sequel to Frosty’s Winter Wonderland (not sure if it also follows Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July) as evident by Frosty being able to survive without having to wear a magical hat.

Andrea Martin, voice of Mrs. Carbuncle, also voiced Mrs. Fowl in Jimmy Neutron. Mrs. Carbuncle looks somewhat like Mrs. Fowl but her voice here is quite different though.

Summer Wheeze.

Random Opinions

Since Jackie Vernon (voice of Frosty before John Goodman) died, this probably shouldn’t have been made. Just saying.

I remember the promotion for this “classic” looking good. Of course it wasn’t. Assholes.

This seems to be quite big on environmentalism. You know, because a lot of people people loved Captain Planet (don’t even get me started on the puppy mill episode; that one shouldn’t have even been made!).

“Hardly any snow left on the ground?” I think Holly was tripping acid in this.

Liked it as a little kid but as time went I could tell this had so many issues. It’s like how some people really liked Quest for Camelot (such as the disgraceful Mr. Enter) when they were 5 years old but nearly 30 years later it’s unwatchable. Most likely my enjoyment out of this as a child was because I was one hell of a environmentalist but as an adult I can certainly find better cartoons or the like that do a better job of sending environmental messages (not captain planet!).

Nice specs. Rockin’ the 90s.
Probably one of the worst looking narrators I’ve ever seen.

Pros

  1. Mr. Twitchell’s little part in the “let there be snow” song.
  2. Decent voice work by John Goodman and Brian-Doyle Murray (the latter of which was in Christmas Vacation).
“By this weekend, snow tires will be ancient history!”
“Listen Holly, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose!”

Cons

  1. The animation is awful and it’s not because of the art style. Even the first season of the Simpsons looked better than this.
  2. Adding to this, the lip syncing is fucked up in some parts (the part where Holly says “I’m going mom” is animated incorrectly). I almost wonder if this was originally supposed to be a silent cartoon.
  3. For being a “Christmas” cartoon, it doesn’t even take place during Christmas probably.
  4. Also why stay in Beansboro if snow is such a terrible thing to you? Just go to Gulfport or somewhere else in the sun belt if you’re that desperate to avoid cold weather. Watch out for hurricanes though.
  5. Preachy for the wrong reasons.
  6. Frosty is fashion conscious. Not even bothering to stay in line with his earlier appearances in the 60s and 70s.
  7. Immediately the next day the kids hate snow. They were worshipping it literally the day before. These kids must’ve been on drugs. I’d chalk it up if their family’s income was associated with livestock (like my paternal f
Cannonball to the gut. Not a good idea.

Rating: 2.5/10 – Terrible

Most Offensive Video, come back and give this the Charlie Brown Kwanzaa treatment.

Anyway it’s annoying, preachy, and it just hasn’t aged well. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone I know of. Frosty Returns is about as refreshing as getting drunk off Bud Ice.

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